tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557870192148922011-04-21T16:26:07.499-07:00Annahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04660551089821141019noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-536355787019214892.post-83271849562366011382007-10-21T12:37:00.003-07:002007-10-21T12:37:54.219-07:00Well, since that original post, I have started selling it. So I guess somebody wants it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/536355787019214892-8327184956236601138?l=nobodywantsit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Annahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04660551089821141019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-536355787019214892.post-24019234694922490972007-01-13T16:19:00.000-08:002007-01-16T00:16:47.923-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">NOBODY WANTS IT....</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;">NOBODY NEEDS IT...</span><br /><br />Except for the people who<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-weight: bold;">DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIND IT!</span><br /><br /><br />Because the Website that tells you<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">WHERE TO GET IT -</span><br /><br />and <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">HOW TO CHOOSE IT</span><br /><br /> IS AT THE VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY END of THE SEARCH EEEEEENGINES....<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">NOW WE KNOW THE REAL REASON THERE ARE SO MANY</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's" in Goooogle! Because the list is veeeeeeeeeeeeeery long!</span><br /><br />So - <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >WHAT IS IT?</span><br /><br />Aha you'll never know, because you <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AREN'T LOOKING FOR IT!</span><br /></span><br />Unless maybe you are:<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">A mountaineer</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> A very enthusiastic outdoor photographer</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> A very intelligent camper</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"> Someone who loves new toys</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"> Very enthusiastic about emergency-preparedness</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> A paranoid air traveller (what if we crash in the wildnerness???)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> A daydreamer like me (one day I will..... yeah right hahahahaha.)</span><br /><br />So now maybe you are asking....<br /><br /><br /><br />Well Anna, <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;">IF NOBODY WANTS IT,</span><br /><br />And<span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >NOBODY LOOKS FOR IT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" ><br />THEN WHY ARE YOU SELLING IT!</span><br /><br />The answer my friends is simple....<br /><br /><br />....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> BECAUSE I'M STUPID!</span><br /></span><br />They tried to warn me!<br /><br />Even my SISTER WARNED me!<br /><br /><br /><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;" href="https://paydotcom.com/r/3793/juno444444/373563">Holly Mann</a> tried to warn me!<br /><br />She said "Find good keywords!"<br /><br /> Use <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><a href="http://our.affiliatetracking.net/wordtracker/a/17459">Wordtracker!</a></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /> and did I listen??? ....<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /><br />no.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">But in case you don't believe me, don't despair!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> I have some fake testimonials to show you!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Hi. My name is Jo Blo and I have been trying to sell this product of Anna's for three years now. At first I was skeptical, but now I am really convinced. IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL THIS PRODUCT! If you don't believe me, that's okay. Just download the ebook about this product, and start trying to sell it. In no time at all, you'll see that what I say is true.<br /><br />I can personally testify that SELLING THIS PRODUCT WILL EARN YOU $000,000,000,000.00 PER YEAR! And if you still don't believe me, that's okay. This is an</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> absolutely risk-full offer. Because THERE IS NO MONEY BACK guarantee!" - Jo Blo<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:78%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_y43i7PPJU_I/Raohf3slgGI/AAAAAAAAAGU/FZxLjrQDaRY/s1600-h/Parot+low+res.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_y43i7PPJU_I/Raohf3slgGI/AAAAAAAAAGU/FZxLjrQDaRY/s200/Parot+low+res.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019861566068457570" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Hi. I'm Maimie Jones and, boy, am I glad I bought this. Now I really know what NOT TO SELL! Thanks Anna, you saved me a lot of headache and time by sharing your failure with me so I would know not to try to market it!"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:78%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />Maimie Jones - unsuccessful<br />Internet Marketer</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />"Hi. My name is Jane Smith and I have been trying to sell this product for about 4 years now. When I first started, I knew absolutely nothing about internet marketting. Now I know all about it, but that doesn't matter - because I HAVE MADE ZERO MONEY! That's right my friends, 000,000,000.00 in ONLY FOUR YEARS! If you don't believe me, here is a fake screen shot of my Paypal Account:<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /> "Paypal Account for Jane Smith:"<br /><br />2003 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00<br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">2004 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00<br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">2005 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00<br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">2006 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00<br /></span></span></span></span></span><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />(Now scroll down to the bottom because you aren't going to read the rest of the testimonials and screen shots)<br /><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)</span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br /><br />(Keep scrolling... I know you are thinking now... where do I get to the end of this thing so I can find out what she is selling and how much it costs!)<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />(Photo)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake testimonial)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Fake screen shot)<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">So ... THERE YOU HAVE IT MY FRIENDS! And in case you are still not convinced by the above, let me give you my very own personal guarantee:<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">IF FOR ANY REASON YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED WITH THIS PRODUCT AFTER 6 WEEKS, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK!<br /><br />That's right. No questions asked, no hard feelings, no money back. It doesn't matter <span style="font-style: italic;">what </span>the reason is. There will be no refund!<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >STILL WONDERING WHAT I'M SELLING?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Well, that's okay because this is a long long long sales page and it is supposed to take you an hour of scrolling to figure out what is for sale.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">So... we aren't there yet!<br /><br />hehehehehehehe....<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" > <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">By now you are probably thinking... such a worthless product must be being sold for $400, right? I mean, even the INFORMATION alone on what this product is will help me spend tens if not hundreds of hours making NO MONEY. So it MUST be selling for at LEAST $400, right?<br /><br /><br />Nope.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"></span></span></span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><br /></span><br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">You think, okay, maybe $300? $200? $97? $47? Oh come on, now you are sposed to say it is "only $47," right?<br /><br /><br />Okay, I will tell you.<br /><br /><br /><br />It is.....<br /><br /><br /><br />95 cents!<br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ha ha! Fooled you! You thought it would be $47.00!<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/628309">If you want to know what it is you have to buy the little tiny mini-Ebook.</a></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><br />If enough people buy it then I might at least cover the money I spent on webhosting....</span><br /></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">But don't worry! Because there's no money-back guarantee!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/628309"><br /> Click here to find out what not to sell!</a></span> <br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/536355787019214892-2401923469492249097?l=nobodywantsit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Annahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04660551089821141019noreply@blogger.com4