Well, since that original post, I have started selling it. So I guess somebody wants it.

NOBODY WANTS IT....


NOBODY NEEDS IT...

Except for the people who

DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIND IT!


Because the Website that tells you

WHERE TO GET IT -

and HOW TO CHOOSE IT

IS AT THE VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY END of THE SEARCH EEEEEENGINES....


NOW WE KNOW THE REAL REASON THERE ARE SO MANY "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's" in Goooogle! Because the list is veeeeeeeeeeeeeery long!

So - WHAT IS IT?

Aha you'll never know, because you AREN'T LOOKING FOR IT!

Unless maybe you are:

A mountaineer
A very enthusiastic outdoor photographer
A very intelligent camper
Someone who loves new toys
Very enthusiastic about emergency-preparedness
A paranoid air traveller (what if we crash in the wildnerness???)
A daydreamer like me (one day I will..... yeah right hahahahaha.)

So now maybe you are asking....



Well Anna, IF NOBODY WANTS IT,

And NOBODY LOOKS FOR IT


THEN WHY ARE YOU SELLING IT!

The answer my friends is simple....


....




















BECAUSE I'M STUPID!

They tried to warn me!

Even my SISTER WARNED me!


Holly Mann tried to warn me!

She said "Find good keywords!"

Use Wordtracker!

and did I listen??? ....






no.



But in case you don't believe me, don't despair!

I have some fake testimonials to show you!

"Hi. My name is Jo Blo and I have been trying to sell this product of Anna's for three years now. At first I was skeptical, but now I am really convinced. IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL THIS PRODUCT! If you don't believe me, that's okay. Just download the ebook about this product, and start trying to sell it. In no time at all, you'll see that what I say is true.

I can personally testify that SELLING THIS PRODUCT WILL EARN YOU $000,000,000,000.00 PER YEAR! And if you still don't believe me, that's okay. This is an absolutely risk-full offer. Because THERE IS NO MONEY BACK guarantee!" - Jo Blo



"Hi. I'm Maimie Jones and, boy, am I glad I bought this. Now I really know what NOT TO SELL! Thanks Anna, you saved me a lot of headache and time by sharing your failure with me so I would know not to try to market it!"






Maimie Jones - unsuccessful
Internet Marketer



"Hi. My name is Jane Smith and I have been trying to sell this product for about 4 years now. When I first started, I knew absolutely nothing about internet marketting. Now I know all about it, but that doesn't matter - because I HAVE MADE ZERO MONEY! That's right my friends, 000,000,000.00 in ONLY FOUR YEARS! If you don't believe me, here is a fake screen shot of my Paypal Account:

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Paypal Account for Jane Smith:"

2003 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00
2004 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00
2005 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00
2006 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Now scroll down to the bottom because you aren't going to read the rest of the testimonials and screen shots)



(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)



(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)



(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Keep scrolling... I know you are thinking now... where do I get to the end of this thing so I can find out what she is selling and how much it costs!)



(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)





(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)




(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)



(Photo)




(Fake testimonial)




(Fake screen shot)


So ... THERE YOU HAVE IT MY FRIENDS! And in case you are still not convinced by the above, let me give you my very own personal guarantee:

IF FOR ANY REASON YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED WITH THIS PRODUCT AFTER 6 WEEKS, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK!

That's right. No questions asked, no hard feelings, no money back. It doesn't matter what the reason is. There will be no refund!

STILL WONDERING WHAT I'M SELLING?

Well, that's okay because this is a long long long sales page and it is supposed to take you an hour of scrolling to figure out what is for sale.

So... we aren't there yet!

hehehehehehehe....

By now you are probably thinking... such a worthless product must be being sold for $400, right? I mean, even the INFORMATION alone on what this product is will help me spend tens if not hundreds of hours making NO MONEY. So it MUST be selling for at LEAST $400, right?


Nope.

You think, okay, maybe $300? $200? $97? $47? Oh come on, now you are sposed to say it is "only $47," right?


Okay, I will tell you.



It is.....



95 cents!

Ha ha! Fooled you! You thought it would be $47.00!

If you want to know what it is you have to buy the little tiny mini-Ebook.

If enough people buy it then I might at least cover the money I spent on webhosting....

But don't worry! Because there's no money-back guarantee!


Click here to find out what not to sell!